MILF Monday: Hot Mess Express

Thank you all for flooding my inbox this weekend.
Every comment you all leave gets emailed to my phone and I read every one of them.
Hotdamn yall want you a Ruffles With Love shirt.
I totes don't blame you, they rock pretty hard core.
Wait till you see my other giveaways! ;)

If you haven't entered the giveaway yet, you can do so {HERE}.
It ends Thursday, so get on it!
And if you don't want to wait 'till then, or you want to score more than one of those awesome shirts, head over to Ruffles With Love because they are offering Mama Laughlin readers 15% off now through February 20th with the coupon code MAMA15!

Now, onto MILF Monday.
For the new readers, every Monday I do a segment called MILF Monday.
I usually post weight stats, full body shots, and fitness related stuff.

This morning's weight:

Thank the Lord Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that I'm out of the 160s.
7 more pounds until I post another set of progression pics.
Holla!
Snapped this morning before work:

jean size 10- Abercrombie & Fitch (circa 2005)
(Ps- I can't WAIT to get back into my 8's!)
shirt size small from Express
necklace from Express
shoes from Rossome (Ross + Awesome = Rossome)

This weekend was spent cooking.
I usually don't cook much on the weekends, but I was in a mood this weekend so I made the following:
Pioneer Woman's Corn & Cheese Chowder

Do yall know about PW? She rocks. Weightloss enthusiasts beware: her recipes are full of fat, fat, and more fat!
Of course, it is always possible to 'skinny' her recipes up.
On this particular recipe, I left out the bacon, used reduced fat cheese, 1% milk instead of half and half, fat free ckn broth (no sodium added), no salt added corn, and served it in a bowl made of glass (or ceramic... whatev), NOT bread.
It was awesome!

No Bake Chocolate Peanut Butter Oatmeal Cookies

I 'skinnied' these up by changing the following:
Truvia instead of sugar, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter instead of margarine, Reduced Fat Peanut Butter, and 1% milk.
Now this was my first time to make no bake cookies, so I'm not quite sure the consistency is right. Especially since I changed up the ingredients. I had to refrigerate mine so they would harden a little and not be so gooey.
But when you take them out of the fridge they get gooey again. FYI.
They are still really good, however.

And last night I made pork tenderloin in the crockpot.
Holy juicy meat, that shit was amazing.
Poured some worscteshiwirelyafsdhf (am I the only one that doesn't know how to spell that damn word??) on top of the hunk 'o' meat, added some sliced onions and chopped new potatoes.
Wow.
Juciest meat I've put in my mouth all week. That's what she said.

So the reason I asked for foundation recommendations is because my face is ridic.
It seems as though starting at 3 months postpartum that my face decides it's going to go all crazy pizza face on me.
It happened to me around the same time after I had Big T as well. I got these dry, itchy, red patches on my face around 3 months postpartum.
I figure it's the last of the pregnancy hormones trying to escape from my body.
That's gotta be it.
Also, this just in: my hair is falling out.
AWESOME!
Now, I have VERY thick hair to begin with so I'm all for a little self-thinning, but eff, that shit gets everywhere!!!
So anywho, my regular Makeup Forever foundation isn't cutting it.
I need something heavy right now.
I have used Bare Minerals in the past, and I love it, but for right now, it's not heavy enough to hide this postpartum teenage face I got goin on.
So thank you for all your product advice!
Last time this madness cleared up after a few months, so I'm hoping it will do the same this time because I am a Hot Mess lately!

Now, have you seen this cuteness that is floating around Pinterest??

Oh yes, we are recreating it for Big T's Valentines Day party at school tomorrow.
Here are a few of the pics I got. I'd LOVE some help deciding which one to use!
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#2


#3


Which do you think??

I'll end on some pics of my sweet babies!



Mental note: when you are holding a baby that is throwing up be sure to CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.
Yes, I got thrown up on last night. ALL OVER. and even in my mouth hole.
NOT awesome.

HAPPY MILF MONDAY!