Or hell, I'll probably say it sober!
I don't know what's wrong with me, I have diahrreah of the mouth.
Speaking of diarrehaala.a.sd... how the EFF do you spell that Godforsaken word??
I ALWAYS misspell it and end up asking Siri... who is a complete and utter dumbass by the way.
Back to little people.
I went to Midget Wrestling (that's what it was called y'all) one time at a bar and sat like in the front row and had clam hands and a nervous smile on my face all night.
I don't know why I felt the need to tell you that backstory. Maybe just so you can understand why the hell I'm cheesing like a friggin' lunatic in this picture.
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He was the coolest little dude and it was over in a quick hurry.
See what I mean!?!?! Why's he gotta be a little dude!?!?!
It totally slipped out.... twss.
Blah blah, I ran a 5K with a jacked up ankle on Saturday.
Sub 30 minutes, which is good for this former fatty.
There is a killer hill on that course... and I don't do hills. Ew.
So I had to stop for about 20 seconds after that bad boy. The Hubs kept right up with me though and we both finished at 29:52. Not bad.
Very proud as this was The Hubs first race EVER and he hung like a champ.
I tried my best to keep up with Megan, but lost her at about a mile in.
She runs like a 9:00 mile... I run like a 9:30 minute mile. I'm gonna need to pick up the pace so we can run our full marathon this year together.
I just had a mini heart attack.
5K's are so weird to me. I remember training HARD to be able to get to that 3.1 miles. I did the Couch to 5K after having both kids, and it was TOUGH. I never thought I'd get to a point where 3 miles was attainable... or even EASY.
Okay, that's a lie, it's never EASY, but it's doable. And now it's kind of like a warm up run for me.
Definitely progress from where I started.
After the race we stayed to watch the St. Paddy's Day Parade on Greenville Aveune.
This is like a HUGE ordeal. It's CRAZY packed and people just get schmammed at like 9am.
There was over 100,000 people at the parade. Megan and I hadn't eaten after our run, yet began drinking anyway.
You'd think HER old ass would know better. Haha.
Speaking of OLD, Megan will be turning another year older (than me) on Saturday!!!
Y'all have to come to her Birthday Party! Kiki La'Rue and I are throwing her a partay and we want y'all to come kick it with us!
Back to the parade...
Long story short, I'm old, drank too much and took a 5 hour nap.
Which was freaking AMAZEBALLS by the way.
Here are some pics from the parade.
Yeah, I had that cheeseburger.
From Burger King.
Seriously. I was disappointed.
Note to self: when you hype up a cheeseburger next time, get a freakin' good one Laughlin!
And a video from yesterday... STILL recovering...
If you follow me on Keek then you've already seen these (plus a few more that didn't make it to the blog for apparent reasons).
Yesterday I didn't brush my hair all day.
And then I went to the grocery store and this little guy literally JUMPED in my cart!
So I had to eat him.
All 170 calories of him.
Then I hung out with these cuties all day.
That's a RIDICULOUS amount.
And today I'm just ASKING for attention....
SOMEBODY'S ready for Spring!!
Top- Kiki La'Rue
Necklace & Earrings- Stella & Dot
Shoes- Charlotte Russe
Happy MILF Monday Errrbody.